He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
notice here that consent is revoked without ever saying no and consent goes so far beyond yes/no!!!!!!
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
omg she’s doing the coin noises too
Freckles, clothing details, hairs sticking out! …And the tears in their eyes.
*cries for a thousand years*
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
"If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor — but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We’ve all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we’re left with the stench of garlic on our fingers — yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don’t work — all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel."
cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink
Sorry not sorry.
The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?
I’M ON MY WAY.
Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA
SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US
3:01PM SYDNEY TIME
AW HELL NO
I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE
Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys
Meanwhile In England……
"Jolly great bit of Tea"
"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"
"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"
"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"
"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."
"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"
I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.
Ladies and gentlemen, the British.
Fucking tally ho omggggg
Midnight, Australian Time.
The Dropbears are quiet, I have taken a moment to catch up on my reading…
When all of a sudden…
War has come to our shores, I am needed.
…should probably get dressed for battle, then…
TIME TO KICK SOME ARSE, LADIES…
IT GOT EVEN BETTER!!!!
This is so embarrassing/cringy
The people who have the time to do all this obnoxious shit aren’t actually leaving their houses to protest ANYTHING. It’s fucking sad.
Hello there, I’m the sailor scout up there having a bit of fun in my downtime from doing Uni work.
I’m a third year Bachelor of Social Work student, I’m not sure what you know about social workers but they provide the basis and backbone for different human welfare services (Child Protection, Welfare, Counselling, Community Projects, Youth Justice, Organisations devoted to different aspects of welfare -homeless shelters, free legal aid, dv shelters for women, etc). and you know what we do best?
Find things that cause issues, raise awareness, change public opinions, help the individuals AND the community, and eventually legislation/society. All of social work is underpinned by legislation and it’s constantly changing to keep up with the needs of the people/country it’s current in.
Who makes those recommendations? Social Workers, people on the front line who work with the downtrodden, those who need help, protection, just a bit of assistance to get on their feet.
It’s a step-by-step process… but it works.
So, to summate, fuck you and your self-entitled smug commentary. You know NOTHING about the people in those pictures… how dare you judge them?
In general, the people of tumblr are more informed about subjects, issues and what’s going on globally than a lot of other people out there.
We have the advantage, even if the other people on this post are only adding their pictures, they still support the ideal of equality or they would not have bothered.
And that’s important.
As I said before, the first step is raising awareness, the second is devising an action plan and gauging local/community/state-wide/global reactions to the issue, the third is putting it into practice.
No, no one is going to be kicking down the doors of Parliament House in Canberra and beating the misogyny out of Tony Abbott with their anti-patriarchy weaponry, anytime soon.
But the willingness to do so is there, and that’s what counts right now.
Nothing in this world is instant. It can take years to raise enough awareness of an issue to make it a household topic of conversation for debate… but when it gets there, that’s when things move fast.
Tumblr is a forum where we all talk to one another, raise issues on a global level. You hear something, you tell your friends/family, they tell people they know… and so it goes.
Then things get done. That’s how the world works.
I also assist/partially manage running a youth magazine/project that also entails hosting/assisting in running youth events and school holiday things in our area to promote healthy behaviours, give youth something to do, promoting/participating in creative things like art workshops and hosting sporting events, a chance to have their work published, make available trainings to further their educations and also… be a positive influence on the community and prove that the stereotype of ‘teens are rebellious vandals and dangerous layabouts’ is a misnomer.
The team is made OF teens, with local council liaisons… so we interface and requisition things through legal/government/structured processes. Which gives the team members responsibility, understanding of legal processes they might not get insight into otherwise, and a chance to show their skills in different areas. Which can gain them employment or traineeships later on.
It’s fun, a bit of work… but we won a National Award last year for the project. A Little town project they’re looking to duplicate all over Australia in other communities…
So you tell me who is not doing anything worthwhile?
It may not be a direct attack on the Patriarchy, but it’s definitely a steep towards giving the next generation a damn good chance for growth and fun, alongside education. That means something too.
But back to my original point, fuck you, you smug little shit.
What have you done in your life that is so grand it exonerates you from all future effort and gives you permission to make derogatory comments on posts like this?
Nothing. That’s what.
Ironically, the only ‘obnoxious’ part of this whole post is your goddamn comment. So maybe, you might want to sit down and think about what you believed entitled you to write the above comment, because I can’t think of a single justification for it.
Now go out, and find a community project or something YOU can get involved in… and get out there, actively tackling the problems of your country instead of sitting n the computer and mocking other peoples’ efforts.
It is RIDICULOUSLY hot and dry here, I mean… there’s been sporadic showers on occasion all through the week but never enough.
It actually POURED down, for probably 20 minutes, and you know what? It didn’t even fully saturate the ground, it’s getting insane here.
People further inland are having…
I wouldn’t say so, I’m just another individual in a sea of faces… but your positive wishes are welcome.
You know… if you think about it…
We could all be tiny flea-like creatures living on the surface of Earth, and the other planets make fun of Earth because of it…
I mean, what are fleas but tiny, multiplying little insects that infest an organism, take resources from the host organism to sustain themselves and injure it…?